My friend’s 4-year-old cousin just cut up some money and told us that, “She’s cooking.”
“My son refused to drink his milk from a cup.”
“Here’s why men’s rooms need real changing tables…”
Never leave your devices where children can find them. Never.
“Maybe we should keep an eye on William.”
“I told her to stop eating with her hands.”
“My nephew asked for a dollar, but didn’t say he wanted to make a wish with it…”
They have seen some stuff…
When you suddenly get tired:
Ruthless parking enforcement
When your father is father of the year:
When my son told me at 10 p.m. that he needed a birdhouse to bring to school the next day:
“Just walked into my daughters room to find her using a blanket as a pillow and pillows as a blanket.”
“My daughter has a 50% chance of putting her shoes on correctly and is wrong 100% of the time.”
When she was trying to escape, but fell asleep:
“Fun with nail polish on my face, brand new pajamas, and the couch…”
“It happens to everyone, kid.”
When your kid becomes attached to the squash you were going to cook for dinner:
