1. I wish it was an ice age, and not global warming.
2. What a party!
3. Seems like this dog has been working overtime.
4. Hey, don’t you think it’s high time to get a new couch?
5. Been doing this since I was a puppy.
6. How is this even possible?
7. New day, new place to sleep
8. That’s his way of monitoring everyone who enters and leaves this house.
9. Not today…
10. This is me after a long and exhausting week.
11. “And it lived happily ever after…”
12. Could someone just finish it for me? Please!
